Moms dating a vampire disney movie
She does eat ice cream straight out of the tub though, which is a dick move.After they’re both grounded (Adam for the report fiasco, Chelsea for gloating- somehow they’re equal offences now), they decide the only way to sneak out to the harvest festival is to set Lynette up on a date.Adam seems consistently fine with just pimping out the ladies in his life for personal gain. So he willingly signs his mum up for a date with some random who’s batshit to go for a “bite to eat” (if it were 2015, he would’ve followed up with an emoji of some fangs), and bribes a kid to give him his ticket by offering up Chelsea as a date.
Things improve when he discovers that they don’t have tickets but backstage passes.To be fair, the chemistry is there until their second conversation. Lynette wants to go dancing, Dimitri wants a concubine- something tells me these guys aren’t going to work it out.Luckily, youngest child and best actor in the film Taylor enlists the help of Van Helsing after he gets his hands on the script/has “kids’ intuition” about Dimitri being a vampire. Also, there’s way too little time spent on the Van Helsing and Taylor scenes.His face when taken to a rockabilly club is a picture. He plays the role for laughs and yet manages to create a believable vampire – even if it is vamp-lite.Carradine does well but is, perhaps, a little curtailed in his role as his vampire hunter plays second fiddle to the kids.